Crazy Dave (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} cdave) wrote,@ 2008-05-06 17:10:00 |
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| Current mood: |  amused |
| Entry tags: | joke, linkdump, silly |
Woman equals negative problems
I got the Women equals Problems proof email today.
- To find a woman you need multiples of Time and Money therefore:
Woman = Time x Money
- Time is money, so:
Time = Money
- Therefore
Woman = Money x Money
Woman = (Money)2
- We know that "Money is the root of all problems",
Money = (Problems)(1/2)
- Therefore
Woman = (
Hence(Problems)(1/2))2 Woman = Problems
However I believe this fails to take into account the negative root. which would mean that there is another valid solution:
Woman = - ProblemsIn other words, with the right woman all your problems are taken away :)
If you felt that was bit sappy go listen to JoCo's song about his solution.
